We couldn't get the Olympics but we got the jail

By moving the gitmo detainees (who should all have been pubicly beheaded 7 years ago) to a prison in Illinois, Obama has bestowed a great gift upon the natives of this state: at this moment five guys named Muhommad (RACISM ALERT!!!!) are circling a city on a map called Chicago. I don't think anyone can deny that Obama has increased the possibility of a terrorist attack upon Chicago by a factor of 40. If it happens and your or my relative is even grazed by a brick I'll go Timothy McVeigh on Obama's ass & make John Wilkes Booth look like Oliver Cromwell. (oh that would have gotten me kicked out of Oberlin!) jk sucides for sissies